December 2011
people: are you mad/sad or something?
me: this is just my face
FOLLOW HIM
Because he gives good advice and is a good friend and also has an awesome blog. Just do it.
http://a-pariah-by-design.tumblr.com/
http://a-pariah-by-design.tumblr.com/
http://a-pariah-by-design.tumblr.com/
deficientofhope:
I really hate when people try to make their tattoo noticeable in every picture they take
Like they’re always like this
rudolph-hitler said: you’re not at the legal age to drink alcoholic beverages, brb telling the authorities
Go away. I unfollowed you, I thought you’d get the message.
a-pariah-by-design said: Okay, that’s fucking weird. Another friend of mine’s birthday is today, yours is tomorrow, and then another friend on the 24th. And then fucking Jesus has to go and ruin it on the 25th. WAY TO GO JESUS YOU AREN’T MY FRIEND YOUR BIRTHDAY ISN’T ALLOWED
JESUS RUINS EVERYTHING I SWEAR
My birthday is tomorrow, I’ll be 19 which means I’m OLD AS FUCK. :( My sister better buy me a shitload of beer and peanut butter cake.
12/21/12
facebook: dear god i want to apologize for my sins please forgive me and to my friends i love you guys so much i want to say im sorry for ever saying anything mean to any of you and to my parents thank you for always being there for me and to my dog chester you were always my favorite and im going to miss you so much and to my ex boyfriend if i die tonight just know i still love you and i always will oh world i'll miss you so much
tumblr: if its the last day on earth do you think my mom will buy me pizza
Spongebob: WOW, INVISIBLE SPRAY!
Patrick: But I can see it..
LOLOLOLOL
Facebook pisses me off.
Girl: “OMGGZZ I’M GOING TO ITALY FOR 27 MONTHSSS”
Oblivious guy who comments: No waiii omg im gonna miss yu xoxo
Girl: Tehehee ill miss you too xoxooxxoxo mwuah
No one gives a fuck. This whole I’m going to ___ for ___ months is getting old.
