February 2012
me: I'm gonna study when I get home
me: I'll just study before I go to bed
me: I'll just study in the morning
me: I'll just study on the way to school
me: I'll just study in this class
me: I'll just study in the hall
me: I'll just study before the test
me: I'll just study during the test
HAHAHA and this is why my sister is so hilarious sometimes <3
STOP REBLOGGING COOKIES
I want one so badly nowww :( Goddamn this is why I’m fat, everyone’s reblogging all this yummy food and I end up going to the grocery store and buying it
me: *leaves room and walks into kitchen*
dad: hey she came out of her hole
dad: it's like you live in a cave
dad: we haven't seen you in a while
dad: it's like you're a gnome or troll or something
dad: you only leave to stock up on food
dad: oh and there she goes
dad: walking right past me with her food
dad: see you in a few days
ikilledgod:
strfckr replied to your post: decaying-organic-matter replied to…
You want mine, right? admit it.
I only want bames’s nudes sorry please go away
me: omg let's go do something productive today!
tumblr: are you sure?
me: yeah I need a social li-
tumblr: do you
tumblr: do you really
me: but I have no frie-
tumblr: I'm your friend
me: but I was just gon-
tumblr: sh sit down
me: ok
make a joke: lose a follower
post photo of self: lose a follower
reply to an ask: lose a follower
blink: lose a follower
exist: lose a follower
reblog this post: most probably lose a follower
buttduchess:
i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
So I was on Facebook and ran across my friend’s photography, which was AMAZING. So I posted on her wall I was like “Just out of curiosity, what kind of camera do you use? I was checking out your pictures and you’re an amazing photographer!”
And she replies by sending me a link to this:
Look bitch, I was complimenting on your photography skills, not your camera. I JUST...
Use of Profanity With Age
8 years old: Oh my gosh I said 'shut up!' Mom is going to kill me!
18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL'S GATE I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
me: this year i'm gonna get a boyfrie-
appearance: no
