gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

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thecookiecosplayer:

looks like my ride is here

thecookiecosplayer:

looks like my ride is here

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colfr:

so my parents just came home from the shops and told me that they got a new toilet seat

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Yes those are dolphins and shells.

But wait until you open the fucking thing

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Oh yes

my parents bought a LIGHT UP TOILET SEAT

I am so fucking done

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tatertotblaine:

the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99

the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child

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psyshocks:

i couldnt even tell they were glued together, omg!!!

psyshocks:

i couldnt even tell they were glued together, omg!!!

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danauerbarf:

The cover of my algebra/trig textbook makes me so angry it’s the cover of a cOVER OF ANOTHER TEXTBOOK LIKE WTF WHO EVEN DOES THAT

danauerbarf:

The cover of my algebra/trig textbook makes me so angry it’s the cover of a cOVER OF ANOTHER TEXTBOOK LIKE WTF WHO EVEN DOES THAT

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wheretheducksgo:

what was high school like for lizzie mcguire though

like

she goes home after impersonating an italian pop star and half of her class and like the rest of the world saw that she can sing and perform 

like

did she just go to high school and date gordo and go to college with him or

what happened to lizzie mcguire 

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